The Musings of a Mouse

I'm afraid I am being thrown out of the apprenticeship program I am in because of my last termination. I want to go back to school to get my IT certs, but I can't get approved for the credit, my parents tried to cosign, but that didn't work. My aunt flat out refuses to help me afraid they won't help me get a job and she will get stuck with a 28,500 debt. So now I am out of a job, out of options to start this new school, and apparently out of luck. It's times like this I really think I should just end it all and become a homeless bum on the streets. I could more than likely make more asking for handouts on the street than at a real job. I'd never try and kill myself, that's the cowards way out, but what do you do when life hands you lemons with high explosives inside?